SWAMI VIVEKANANDA SAID-
H_ave Faith In The LORD
A_chieve Happiness Or Achieve Greatness
P_urify Yourself, And The World Is Bound To Be Purified
P_ut God Behind Everything – Man, Animal, Food, Work. Make This A Habit
Y_ou Must See God. The Spirit Must Be Realized.
D_eepen your own Thought and Power.
E_ach One Of Us Will Have To Discover
E_very Work Should Be Made Thorough
P_ut Out Self, Lose It, Forget It: Just Let God Work, It Is His Business
A_ssert Everything That Is God
V_Ow To Devote Your Whole Life To The Redemption Of Those Going Down.
A_Rise, Awake And Stop Not Till The Goal Is Reached.
L_ight, Bring Light; Let Light Come Unto Every One
I_ dentify Yourself Only With God

BLESS! SING !
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the million who won’t survive the week>>>

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the World>>>

If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the World>>>

If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this World>>>

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the World’s wealthy>>>

If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare>>>

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not>>>

If you can hold someone’s hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder, you are blessed because you can offer God’s healing touch>>>

If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the World that cannot read anything at all. You are so blessed in ways you may never even know>>>

My Sincere Thanks –>>>>> Ms.EMZ, Phillippines

If two Friends ask you to judge a dispute, don’t accept, because you will -lose- one friend.
If two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will +gain+ one Friend.
Forsake not an old friend, for the new is not comparable unto him. A new friend is as new wine: when it is old you shall drink it with pleasure.
False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade.
Friendships are fragile things and require as much care in handling as any other fragile and precious thing.
To fish for praise sow the seeds: friendly words and kindly deeds.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Barber: Sir, I don’t believe that GOD exists.
Client: How do you say that?
Barber: It is so easy, Sir. Sitting here, just watch in the street. If GOD existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If GOD existed, there would be no suffering, no pain. I can’t think of loving a GOD who permits all of these things.
Client: Ok! Time will come and I will prove that GOD exists.
At that time the Client saw a man walking in that street with a long hair and beard.
Client: I don’t believe BARBERS exist.
Barber: Sir, How do you say that? I am here and I am a Barber.”
Client: They don’t exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like this man who walks in the street, you see.
Barber: Barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me.
Client: “Exactly!” That’s the point. In the same way GOD also exists. What happens is people don’t go to Him and do not look for Him. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.

A man who does not know to swim, was shouting for help in the middle of a River. Some good hearted people rushed to the spot and pulled him out of the danger.
They all gave him first aid treatment and he was able to recover.
They : Why did you go to that spot , man?
He : I wished to cross the River, Sir.
They : Dont you know that it is very deep in the middle?
He : Yes Sir.
They : You dont know swimming. You also know it is very deep in the middle. Then why the hell you tried to cross?
He : I enquired a passerby, what the depth of the River is. He said that at the 1st point it is 1 foot, 2nd point 3 feet, 3rd point 7 feet, 4th point 10 feet, 5th point 7 feet, 6th point 3 feet and at 7th point 1 foot. On an average it is only about 4 feet and 7 inches, where as I am 6 feet tall. As I am taller by 1 foot 5 inches than the average, I thought I can very easily cross the River, Sir.

A demo on Anti-Alcoholism was going on :
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Alcoholism is bad to health. To prove this I will show you a demo now.
You see. This glass contains an intoxicant drink.
Here are some worms.
I am going to put them in this glass of Intoxicant drink.
Please watch for few minutes.
You see, all the worms DIED.
Therefore, my dear Friends, . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A Voice from the audience : So, if we drink, all worms in our stomach will also die and we won’t have stomach problem .

Any guesses???

It is said that the person who painted this ,took 500 hours to paint in MS WORD

amazing isn’t it?