DRINK TO GO TO HEAVEN
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When we DRINK, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, AND GO TO HEAVEN !
Source: Irish Curses
RUSH (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Posted in LOL!! by J.Sridharan | 2 Comments »
MARRIAGE - Bachelors want to RUSH IN. Married want to RUSH OUT.
WHY HURRY? (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Posted in LOL!! by J.Sridharan | No Comments »
Daughter-in-law : Once I had come to this house, your service is not required for your son.. So, take all your things and leave the house.
Mother-in-law : Why so hurry, my child? I will leave this house once I see my Grandchild.
After some years, a grand son was born.
Daughter-in-law : As you said, a grandson is here. See him. Your wish is fulfilled. Now you go out.
Mother-in-law : Only one more request. As a Grandmother, I want to do something for his marriage. So, after his marriage, I will leave the house.
The Daughter-in-law accepted and after some years, celebrated the marriage.
Mother-in-law : As you said earlier, Daughter -in-law has come to this house and so your service is not required for your son.. Take all your things and both of us will leave this house.
Corpse Bride
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Directed by Tim Burton
Johnny Depp –Victor Van Dort (voice)
Helena Bonham Carter — Corpse Bride (voice)
Emily Watson — Victoria(voice)
When it comes to animation movies, I really enjoy watching them and so..I was waiting eagerly to watch this movie.. is it gonna be a scary movie?(but to my surprise it was pleasant) .. thoughts poured in as we settled down in our respective seats with a popcorn bag.
The movie starts with the wedding rehearsal of arranged lovers Victor and Victoria. Victor messes up the reharsal as he cannot remember his vows. So he rushes away from the house to the woods and practices the vows.While practicing in the forest, Victor mistakenly places the ring on the finger of a dead woman(thinking it as the tree) and is immediately married to his new bride, Emily.
What happens next??
As I was waiting anxiously what would happen, I didn’t realise that I finished the popcorn so fast… 
wanted to have more..but didn’t want to miss the scene.
So, after the marriage, Emily takes Victor to the underworld and introduces to everyone which was narrated with a song! While Victor searches for a way out of the underworld and back to Victoria, he learns the devious plot of how Emily was murdered and experiences the beauty and charm that still resides in her.
So is he gonna die and forever and be with Emily?or is he going to escape from the world of dead to go back to his arranged wedding with Victoria ?
Well to know that you have to watch the movie! 
My only criticism of this movie is it starts off wonderfully with the wedding rehearsal, the characters and the situation…then Victor ends up “running into” the corpse bride and goes to the “underworld” explained with a song, I was left wanting more when it came to the corpse bride and the underworld. Then the movie continues at a nice level, just that one part left me wanting more.
Last but not the least…the presentation of the movie is excellent and is definetly worth watching.
GOD SLEEPS - WHY? (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Posted in LOL!! by J.Sridharan | No Comments »
God made Earth
God Created Man
Man - No work , No Entertainment
Man worried
Prayed God !
God Created Woman
Man Separate - Woman Separate
No work , No Entertainment
Man & Woman Worried
No Sleep ! Many Nights ! Many Days !
Prayed God !
God solemnised Marriage !
Man & Woman Married
No Night Sleep ! No Day Sleep ! Many Days !
Forget Entire World !
Forget GOD too !
( Why ? Yes what you think is right!)
Months later-
Woman quarrels with Man !
Man quarrels with Woman !
No Work, No Entertainment, No Sleep !
Only Quarrels ! Quarrels ! Quarrels !
Man worries ! Woman worries !!
Why got married ?
GOD
No Sleep !
More Worries !
Why I created them ?
No Sleep! No Sleep ! No Sleep !
Made a Resolution !
Why Man ? Why Woman ?
Suspended Earth’s Revolution.
No Night ! No Day !
Stopped the Creation !
No Man ! No Woman !
No Worry To Man and Woman !
No Worry to GOD also.
GOD renamed it !.
It is Mars !
GOD Sleeps ! Peacefully !
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READ BEFORE SEEING THE PICTURE
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. Both dolphins are
identical. The researchers found that a person is under stress if he/she finds
both dolphins look different. If there are many differences found between
both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of
stress. So, if you see too many differences between the two dolphins, you are
advised to pack your bag, go home immediately and take a rest.
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YOU ARE LUCKY (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Posted in LOL!! by J.Sridharan | No Comments »
First Man : Yesterday, I incurred an expenditure of $100, as a small dust particle entered into my wife’s eye.
Second Man : Hi! You are lucky, ya. You incurred only $100. I incurred $10,000, in full, my one month’s salary !
First Man : How?
Second Man : A small Diamond Necklace caught my Wife’s eye.