WHICH COLOUR?

Oct
15

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Teacher : Hi Sam, in all colors which do you like most? Why?
Sam : Blue Sky, it tranquilizes our mind, when we are in worry Mam !
Teacher : Hi Ram., you ?
Ram : Red Roses enrich our love and affection with others, Mam !
Teacher : Hi Gladys, you?
Gladys : Green Fields, make pleasant our eyes, Mam !
Teacher : Hi Paul, what about you?
Paul : Brown Sugar and White Rum, make us forget the world and be happy, Mam !
Teacher : ??????

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad

Oct
15

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Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward
karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye
language seekh. Night out Maar….Fundoo programming kar
like me….! Do something cool man !!
You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..
Your Colleague: Impression!!! Appraisal !!!
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks
You: Phir kya hoga…
Your Colleague: Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!
You : Acchha to phir kya hoga…
Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.
You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

“Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste ” ;)

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A GREAT PERSONALITY IN JUST A WEEK

Oct
15

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M_ake your life a manifestation of will, strengthened by renunciation.
O_ffer everything you have unto the service of the Lord.
N_ever lose faith in yourself; you can do anything in this Universe.
D_o everything but do not get identified with anything.
A_void all weakness; for weakness is sin, weakness is death.
Y_ou must give your Body, Mind and Speech to “The Welfare of the World.”

T_ake up what suits you and let others take up what they want.
U_ have to realize truth and work it out for yourself according to your own nature.
E_ven if the order be wrong, first obey and then contradict it.
S_peak out the truth boldly.
D_o not delay a moment. Leave nothing for tomorrow.
A_void not and Seek not – wait for what the Lord sends.
Y_ou must have strict morality. Deviate an inch from this, and you are gone for ever

W_orship everything as God – every form is His Temple.
E_veryone should learn to obey before he can command.
D_o not seek help from anyone. We are our own help.
N_ever seek nor avoid, take what comes.
E_very man must develop according to his own nature.
S_truggle hard to get money, but don’t get attached to it.
D_o not try to be a Ruler. He is the best Ruler who can serve well.
A_sk, therefore, nothing in return; but the more you give; the more will come to you.
Y_ou should work like a Master and not as a Slave.

T_ake care of these two things – Love of Power and Jealousy.
H_ave faith in the Lord.
U_nfurl the banner of Love.
R_enounce the lower so that you may get the higher.
S_tand up, be bold, and take the blame on your own shoulders.
D_o not try to disturb the faith of any man. If you can, give him something better.
A_ccumulate power in silence and become a dynamo of spirituality.
Y_ou must learn calm submission to the will of God.

F_eel that you are Great and you become Great.
R_eason out what is ‘True’ from what is ‘Untrue’.
I_t is selfishness that we must seek to eliminate.
D_o not allow egoism to enter your mind, and let love never depart from your Heart.
A_ssert thy strength, thou Lord of Lords and God of Gods.
Y_ou must hold fast and be steady in the search for truth.

S_ee GOD in Everything and Everywhere.
A_void all weakness if you want to be JNANI.
T_ell the Truth boldly, whether it hurts or not.
U_ must express your sympathy with people of all sects.
R_esist not evil done to you, but you may resist evil done to others.
D_eny evil, create none.
A_void this jealousy, and you will do great works that have yet to be done.
Y_ou should never try to follow another’s path, for that is his way, not yours.

S_ay, “Everything is in me, and I can manifest it at will”.
U_ must see God. The spirit must be realized and that is practical Religion.
N_ever tell yourselves or others that you are weak.
D_esire nothing, give up all desires and be perfectly satisfied.
A_ttach yourselves to the Lord and to nothing else, because everything else is unreal.
Y_our duty is to go on working and then everything will follow of itself
Source: WORDS OF INSPIRATION by Swami Vivekananda (12 Jan 1863 — 4 Jul 1902)

Lead your destiny!

Oct
14

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A bit lengthy but very Inspiring.
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A candidate for a news broadcasters post was rejected by officials since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous.

He is Amitabh Bachchan.

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A small boy - the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed multiple times and he was made a butt of ridicule. He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly

Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam.

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In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition! for the executives of the Decca recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said,
‘We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.’

The group was called The Beatles.

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In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modelling Agency told modelling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, ‘You’d better learn secretarial work or else get married.’ She went on and became

…..Marilyn Monroe.

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In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, Fired a singer after one performance. He told him, ‘You ain’t going nowhere….son. You ought to go back to driving’ a truck.’ He went on to become

…..Elvis Presley.

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When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it ! to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so! many times. He said, ‘I never failed once. I invented the light bulb.

It just happened to be a 2000-step process.’

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers. After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said,

That’s an amazing invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?

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In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long years of rejections, he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid company, to purchase the rights to his invention — an electrostatic paper copying process.

Haloid became Xerox Corporation.

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A little girl - the 20th of 22 children, was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with a paralysed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but
she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered.

Eventually this little girl Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.

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A school teacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life.

The boy was Albert Einstein.

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The Moral:

Adopting easy ways can only make you an ordinary person.Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. You gain strength and confidence by every experience where you really stop to look fear in the face.

FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS

Lead your destinity the way YOU want.

“FRIENDS” - What They Told ?

Oct
14

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ARISTOTLE—–Friends are an aid to the young, to guard them from error; to the elderly, to attend to their wants and to supplement their failing power of action; to those in the prime of life, to assist them to noble deeds.
DALE CARNEGIE—–You can make more Friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
SOME ONE GREAT—–Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN—–Our Friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.
BEN FRANKLIN—–True Friends are greatest possesion
J.SRIDHARAN—–Let US all be TRUUUE FRIENDS forever to be possessed by ALL.

MY, YOUR and OUR

Oct
13

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In a house, all the children playing together, suddenly started to quarrel with each other, that lead to scuffles between them. Wife, hurriedly, told her husband, “Darling MY CHILDREN and YOUR CHILDREN joined together and start beating OUR CHILDREN”.

GOD ?

Oct
13

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What we need today is to know that there is a GOD, and that we can see and feel HIM here and now. We want everything but GOD, because our ordinary desires are fulfilled by the external world. So long as our needs are confined within the limits of the physical universe, we do not feel any need for GOD; it is only when we have had hard blows in our lives and are disappointed with everything here that we feel the need for something higher; then we seek GOD— Swami Vivekananda

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