If your boss comes to you and says :

– There will be NO salary increase for this year…

– There will be NO bonuses either…

– ALL overtime has been cancelled…

– NO expenses will be paid…

– There will be NO additional Health care !!!

Three Friends, when they met together, started talking about the capacity of the people of their countries.
First one said, “In our country all the people are capable of flying the aircrafts so high scratching the sky.”
Other two astonishingly asked, “Oh is that so?”
First one said, “Yes. Not the Sky, but just an inch below.”
Second one said, “In our country all the people are capable of sailing the submarines so deep in the ocean, just touching the sea bed”
Other two astonishingly asked, “Oh is that so?”

A Guide explains to the Tourists at Niagara Falls.
“These are the world’s largest waterfalls.”
“The sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,”
“Even 20 Supersonic Planes passing by can’t be heard.”
“Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?”

I was browsing the google video today and came accross a cool music video ‘Fix You’ that dates to a few months back. What I liked in the video is,

• First: Its based on scenes from a video game { A Metal Gear Solid 2: Twin Snakes}
• Second: The song. I liked the lyrics.. every single line has a nice meaning
• .. and yeah ‘The strings’ are awesome!! sounds simple but very infectious!!

I received this Fwd about steps to recognizing a heart stroke from my uncle, who happens to be leading the marketing team for Global hospitals (hyderabad, India).

*How to recognize a heart stroke *

With so many searches for the lyrics rang de basanti (especially loose control) coming my way, I decided to post the lyrics of this now-popular song composed by Rehman and penned by Prasoon Joshi, India’s top ad-film maker!

loose control! {2}
one more time!
loose loose loose control!

A few days ago, we decided to watch the movie ‘Sleeper’ , a classic comedy flick, written and directed by the famous director/comedian Woody Allen. I’m not much of a woody allen fan.. but sure if you want to have a good laugh then he’s the guy.

After playing the great comedian for the early 1950’s, woody took to film making in 1966 by re-dubbing a Japanese action film with a surrealistic touch of comedy. It was not his best but was the harbinger of good stuff to come!

To this day, when I watch any of his movies now , I would end up saying ‘that’s silly! ‘ What really makes me stick to watch his movies is his witty scripts though. The writer in him never fails to amuse! The futuristic appeal that Woody added to ‘Sleeper’ holds good feasability even to this day and speaks of his writing genuis (despite some possible consultation he would have done) !