Side effects of alcohol … and remedies
February 25th, 2006 by Archana
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1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle(You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
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3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you.
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5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone’s dressed in white and the music is repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move… Let the professionals do their job.
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7. Symptom: Your dad and your family members are looking at you funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Have a great weekend 
An e-mail sent by my frn.
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February 25th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Ver….rry V..e..r…r.y Niiiiiii..c…e..Yaa..
SYMPTOM: Blabbering.. (in Over Joy that knew no bounds) Who said I am drunk…I am not drunk..I am not drunk.. Also no interest in breakfast, Lunch or Dinner.. No Sleep. Only Laughter.. Laughter…Hungry for Food for thought..only. Whether Morning or Evening, Sun rises or sun sets all unknown.
CAUSE: You are sitting in front of your computer
CURE: Dont be in wavery mind. Just do finger exercise, on key board dont type asdfgf ;lkjhj.
Practice only archie.lipsmusic.net archie.lipsmusic.net archie.lipsmusic.net
February 25th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Its Really funny. second visit to your blog and found it quite interesting
www.neelimabiome.blogspot.com
February 25th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
ha ha….very funny..enjoyed all the six…
Cheers,Archie!!!
have a very nice weekend..
February 26th, 2006 at 1:16 am
thx you all!
@Sridharan: ur comments are funnier sir! may be, you should write a post abt this post :LOL: !
@Gangadhar: thx dude! thx for dropping by !
@Neelima: i dropped by urs and left a comment too !! keep coming …lets link up if u like
February 26th, 2006 at 5:18 am
Thank you Ms ARCHANA.
………………………
Hullllo……Hu…….llo!
Yes…Who is speaking?
Hullllllo…! eezzeett pulishhhhh stashun?
Yes….what is the problem?
Saar! In my caaaaaar, saar!
What happened in your car?
Steering, Dashboard,.and all are missing saar!
Where from you are speaking?
From my car, in front of HAAAPPY WINES SHTORES.
Police arrived immediately.
Hey Fool. you are sitting in the rear seat.
February 26th, 2006 at 9:53 am
:LOL: thats funny sridharan!
February 27th, 2006 at 5:10 am
lolz!! cant stop laughing… anyway tnx for dropping in my blog
hmm.. do u know tamil??
February 27th, 2006 at 6:06 am
@exasperator:
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not much ..sorry!
konjam konjam tamil teriyum..but not good enough to speak & write
February 27th, 2006 at 6:06 am
my bro-in-law lives in chennai and he speaks good tamil..r u from chennai as well ?
February 27th, 2006 at 6:26 am
Thank God ! I out of the vicious circle of drinking habbit….
I have seen people having free booz in the parties and then making fool of themselves…
Sooo I am a Bad Boy with good habbit’s
And Archie thanks for your suggestion for fellow people with bad habbits.
February 27th, 2006 at 6:38 am
MsARCHANA,
knowing ‘konjam konjam tamil’ you can surely go around the world.
Pl let me know the address of your brother-in-law of Chennai. I live in Velacherry, Chennai.
February 27th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
how come i never found it this sense of humour before archi behen:P ha ha ! Newayz a very good one
March 1st, 2006 at 8:27 pm
@ bad boy
I’m out of the vicious circle of drinking habbit that’s good
@sirdharan uncle
knowing ‘konjam konjam tamil’ you can surely go around the world. yea i hope i don’t mix other languages.. then it would be disastrous
@taggy
thnx taggy bhai
March 3rd, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Dont worry Ms Archana!
Nothing will be lost except ear, if Tamil and Telugu are mixed.
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One person was walking towards East.
Another was walking towards West, holding his Umbrella, closed and hook shaped handle upside projecting on his shoulder.
Unfortunately, somehow, the hook side got tangled with the ear of the man coming from opposite side.
One tried to safeguard his ear and the other tried to safeguard his umbrella, both without turning back to know what had happened.
Man who got his ear tangled with the umbrella cried …Kaadhu!…Kaadhu!.. (In Tamil it means Ear)
Umbrella man mistaking it for No…No..
continued to pull the Umbrella and cried Naadhi!…Naadhi!.. Meaning the umbrella was his.
April 6th, 2006 at 2:52 am
Ab thoda copy paste to chalta hai na…
nice post… loved it…
cheers.