Driving styles
March 7th, 2006 by Archana
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Ever wonder how ppl in different countries drive?
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
solidly on accelerator…
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
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March 7th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Nice to see the driving styles.
Let them drive with one hand or
two hands on steering or
both feet on accelerator or
brake.
I wish them not to
break others head, hands or feet.
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Every day when one Gentleman attended his office, he will have some bandage, plaster or something like that in his arm.
When the colleagues asked him,
he used to tell that he drives his car always stretching his arm out side window and
have injuries like scratches, dislocation of joint or fracture.
In a routine manner he will come with bandaged arm almost daily.
Several times his friends advised him to leave the habit of stretching his arm unnecessarily.
One day he came without any bandage or even a small band-aid in his arm.
All the friends were astonished and happy.
Also they all excalimed—–
“Thank GOD! After so many days,
only today you are coming without any injury.
As we requested, we hope you have you left that habit of stretching your arm ouside the window?”
He replied,
“Yes! Only today I got no injury.
But I left the habit of driving my car”
March 7th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
archie where is the indian style
?
March 7th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
yeah i was also expecting d same
where is d inidain style
March 7th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Archie,
your post reminded me a joke..
One guy stopped his car at a traffic red signal.One of his hands on the steering and the other on his girl friend’s shoulder..Seen dis thing,traffic cop said,”hey man..use both hands..”
Then our guy said,”then how can i drive?”
March 8th, 2006 at 2:19 am
thx guys! good to see some warm response on this one ..
I tried to cut the indian style thinkin it might not be well received.. now that u ask.. i will put it in the comments
March 8th, 2006 at 6:22 am
The Indian eshtyle
One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on break,
eyes on females in next car,
-India
March 8th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
OK. It is for MALES. May I PLEASE know what do they do, if the driver is a FEMALE?
March 9th, 2006 at 12:19 am
@Sridharan -
:LOL: good one! let me think. I guess they can alwaiz find a male who is willing to drive for them
March 9th, 2006 at 1:52 am
It is so nice a reply one, Ms ARCHANA!
I really pity that Girl, bcoz, he is going to put on his eyes on ………….
Dhoora poo kondalu nunupu
March 9th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Ha ! I like the Indian style the most.
March 10th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Guys!! did i tell u this…
in most part of the world people drive on left of the road while in INdia we drive on what is left of the road…:-p lol!!!
March 11th, 2006 at 12:49 am
hey archie,
thanks for ur comment..and a nice post..interesting one
ramkumar
March 11th, 2006 at 1:27 am
Heyy tht was quite enlightening bout the driving habits.. Thanks for commenting dude.. Ru sure tht cry will get us something from god.. Why is it that when somebody dies and wen we cry that person is not restored ??
March 11th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
@JAGAN:
Your Excellent Doubt is clarified here.
Please see the Logic in CRY.
Baby for a cry gets milk for SELF only.
Child for a cry gets a Chocolate/Holiday for SELF only.
Wife for a cry gets Diamond Necklace/Diamond Stud for SELF only.
Husband for a cry gets Excuses from Wife for SELF only.
A cry by us gets everything from GOD for SELF only.
Similarly,
If the DEAD cries,
GOD will restore life to the DEAD.
Everyone can be sure of this.
J.Sridharan
March 12th, 2006 at 1:53 am
The NY style lives upto the description.
Boy the taxiwalla in NY drove like an Bangalore autorikshaw guy - quick lane changes and sudden adrenaline transfers onto the gas pedal. (and with V6 engines, and breakneck speeds, it’s scary - take the trains (PATH, A, etc., they’re less exciting, but better for those with weak hearts)
They say, in NY, don’t look before you change the lane - just put on the indicator, say your prayers, and turn the steering.