WHY I SHOULD WORRY ?

There are only two things in MY life to worry about
Whether I AM well
or
whether I AM sick.
If I AM well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if I AM sick,
there are only two things to worry about
Whether I AM going to get well
or

Well, This is my first blog i ever write. Instead of posting some fwded jokes, i thought of posting the things that really happened in my life.

Once i felt that im not feeling hungry though i didnt eat lunch also. That was happening from 3-4 days. I was not feeling like eating lunch.

So i went to my college dispensary and told doctor abt that.

Doctor asked me “What did u take in the mornig for break fast.”

I said ” 9 puris at 9:00 and 2 samosa later”.

he looked at me sarcastically n told me to get out of his room… :(..

One FAT guy - went to a popular GYM,
introducing a new GYM guaranteed
to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kg
on the first day.
So he went to the GYM and expressed his wish to lose 5 kg.
They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of
ropes and parallel bars and ladders and
told him to wait a minute.
When he was standing there, on the far side of the gym,
a door opened and out stepped a FIGURE,

A fwd …

Ø Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you: For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you
can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues, tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:

Another FWD:

1) Nahiii….

2) Chiiiii…Kitne gandi soch hai tumhari..!

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek ache dost ki nazar se dekha hai..!

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai..!

5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao..!

6) Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho Yeh shayad infatuation hai..?

MOM : Wake up, Son. It’s time to go to School.
SON : But why, MOM? I don’t want to go to School.
MOM : Give me two good reasons why you don’t want to go to School.
SON : One, all the Chilldren hate me. Two, all the Teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to School.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to School?
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Our Friend was chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s
Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How r u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow…am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat
Female: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK
Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: (This guy always comes at wrong time) Yeah tell me