OCEAN

April 7th, 2006 by J.Sridharan
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OCEAN

A faithful devotee was praying the GOD
with deep sincerity and strong faith in HIM.

GOD (Suddenly appeared before him):
Oh my child! I am very much moved by your deep prayer.
To fulfill your dreams, I have decided to grant you one wish.
You can ask me.
MAN (fully surprised):
Oh my Beloved GOD!
Thanks for your PRESENCE.
Kindly build a bridge
to connect all the countries in the world,
to enable me to travel freely from one place to another
without any passport and visa problem
to meet one and all
to find an answer for my doubts pertaining
to certain aspects relating to women,
also particularly my wife.
GOD:
Your request to build a Bridge
to connect all countries is an abnormal one.
It requires everything in the world to be utilized.
It may exhaust all resources that may even lead to famine, poverty etc.
More over, it is hard for me to justify your desire,
due to various reasons and worldly things.
So you think of something that would honor and glorify me.
MAN:
Yes my beloved GOD.
What all I prayed is to find an answer for my doubts
pertaining to certain aspects relating to women.
So kindly clarify me the following:-
How I can understand my Wife?
How can I read her Mind?
How am I to know what she feels inside?
What is she thinking when she is silent?
What does it mean if she says “I know everything about you”
What does she mean when she says nothing’s wrong.
How to make her happy.
GOD:
MIND of women is like an ocean.
It is highly impossible for me to find its depth.
So, after careful examination and serious consideration,
I have decided to fulfil your desire
to build a bridge
to connect all the countries in the world,
as well as in other planets,
for you to find the solution.

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One Response

  1. taggy Says:

    :(
    are ppl really laughing out loud over what the man said :P

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