funny leave letters

April 10th, 2006 by Archana
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  • An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
    along with my wife, please sanction me one-week
    leave.
  • From an employee who was performing the “mundan”
    ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave
    my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
  • Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an
    employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
    “as I am marrying my daughter, please grant
    a week’s leave..”
  • “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only
    one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days
    leave.”
  • Another employee applied for half day leave as
    follows:
    “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10
    o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half
    day casual leave”
  • An incident of a leave letter
    “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
    holiday.”
  • A leave letter to the headmaster:
    “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
    headache. I request you to leave me today”
  • Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave
    for the day.”
  • Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…”
  • Actual letter written for application of leave:
    “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
    only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
  • Letter writing: -
    “I am in well here and hope you are also doing the same.”
  • A candidate’s job application:
    “This has reference to your advertisement calling
    for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant - Male or
    Female’…As I am both(!! )for the past several
    years and I can handle both with good experience, I
    am applying for the post.

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13 Responses

  1. uday Says:

    :LOL: very funny! I think it is a refreshing new way to write a letter of absence ;)

  2. uday Says:

    ::LOL::

  3. uday Says:

    :lol:

  4. uday Says:

    :cool:

  5. uday Says:

    :8O:

  6. uday Says:

    8O

  7. Gangadhar Says:

    lolz..

  8. Asankhaya Says:

    hmm enough of ur smileys uday…lolz

  9. Z000nie Says:

    Hahaha….
    Had read this in one of the fwds I receive…

    Good one :)

  10. ragi Says:

    archana -
    in my college St. Joseph’s, we were told by our Student Welfare Officer
    “I don’t know how many times some of you have killed your grandfathers and grandmothers.
    Come to me, and honestly say “Sir, I went for a movie”, and I’ll give you the permit chit.”

  11. uday Says:

    :lol: thats funny ragi!
    I remember I wz guilty of this once too !
    I still recall how bad it turned out when the teacher met my mom somewhere and conveyed her regards for the same :( !

  12. abhimir Says:

    nice work…. it was extremely hilarious…

  13. J.Sridharan Says:

    Whether Old or already Told, they are really GOLDen letters, that can be enjoyed every time we read them. WE do not set aside THEM when THEY become old !!!

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