funny leave letters
April 10th, 2006 by Archana
- An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife, please sanction me one-week
leave. - From an employee who was performing the “mundan”
ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave
my son’s head, please leave me for two days..” - Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an
employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant
a week’s leave..” - “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only
one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days
leave.” - Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave” - An incident of a leave letter
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday.” - A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
headache. I request you to leave me today” - Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave
for the day.” - Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…”
- Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband at home I may be granted leave”. - Letter writing: -
“I am in well here and hope you are also doing the same.” - A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling
for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant - Male or
Female’…As I am both(!! )for the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience, I
am applying for the post.
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April 10th, 2006 at 9:29 am
:LOL: very funny! I think it is a refreshing new way to write a letter of absence
April 10th, 2006 at 9:29 am
::LOL::
April 10th, 2006 at 9:33 am
April 10th, 2006 at 9:33 am
April 10th, 2006 at 9:34 am
:8O:
April 10th, 2006 at 9:34 am
April 10th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
lolz..
April 10th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
hmm enough of ur smileys uday…lolz
April 11th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Hahaha….
Had read this in one of the fwds I receive…
Good one
April 12th, 2006 at 3:20 am
archana -
in my college St. Joseph’s, we were told by our Student Welfare Officer
“I don’t know how many times some of you have killed your grandfathers and grandmothers.
Come to me, and honestly say “Sir, I went for a movie”, and I’ll give you the permit chit.”
April 14th, 2006 at 6:37 am
I remember I wz guilty of this once too !
I still recall how bad it turned out when the teacher met my mom somewhere and conveyed her regards for the same
April 14th, 2006 at 8:30 am
nice work…. it was extremely hilarious…
April 17th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Whether Old or already Told, they are really GOLDen letters, that can be enjoyed every time we read them. WE do not set aside THEM when THEY become old !!!