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April 17th, 2006 by J.Sridharan



Our Friend was chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s
Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How r u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow…am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat
Female: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK
Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: (This guy always comes at wrong time) Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda….. keeps
asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know
it’s real Urgent for me to work
Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from
now. ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!

Posted in Personal, LOL!! |

11 Responses

  1. taggy Says:

    chance eh illa :) super duper good !
    taggy—

  2. uday Says:

    :)) awesome !!

  3. Archana Says:

    That is hilarious! :-) good blog…

  4. harsh Says:

    LOL.. a cool one..

    harshal.

  5. Hari Says:

    man ..this is good..

    but i dont know why u said..its ur friend.. dude..i got this has a forward 4 yrs back..hehe…

    anyways..good one :)

  6. J.Sridharan Says:

    @HARI:
    Thanx.
    It is true it might have been heard by you 4 years or 8 years back and it is Agreed.
    Just see the start of this small kit. It starts with –OUR FRIEND was chatting with a female - Online chat.
    It is not MY FRIEND as you said (ur). It is OUR FRIEND that includes YOU also. OK!
    More over neither date or time had been mentioned when OUR FRIEND was CHAT-ting.
    It may be 4 years or 5 years earlier.
    Is it not a quite interesting one?

  7. Archana Says:

    :lol: damn funny

  8. uday Says:

    good point sridharan ;)

  9. Hari Says:

    Ok cool. Accepted :) No issues.

  10. J.Sridharan Says:

    NEVER had been HOT in my Life so far
    and never will be in future also.
    So, to get cooled is not applicable,
    to me my DEAR HARI.
    This is a sacred place to share
    our JOY as well as SORROWS.
    Once the JOY or KNOWLEDGE is shared,
    they are multiplied.
    Once the SORROW is shared it is divided.
    Many may think what they do alone is right.
    But there are yet others to say otherwise.
    I am 62 now. At my age 4 (1947), I heard the story of Paatti, Vada and Kakka.
    Some others would have heard
    even earlier in 1920s or later in 1970s.
    Few (3 or 4 years old children)
    would not have heard it at all by now.
    So, what we say here is only
    to those who would not have come across such. Certain things heard/said again and again, multiply our joy more and more,
    like calling mother, Mom,..Mom,…..
    morning to night for ever as long as
    she becomes old and lives upto her 80 or 90.

  11. sankarnaveen Says:

    nice 1

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