MOM : Wake up, Son. It’s time to go to School.
SON : But why, MOM? I don’t want to go to School.
MOM : Give me two good reasons why you don’t want to go to School.
SON : One, all the Chilldren hate me. Two, all the Teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to School.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to School?
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MOM : ONE, being FIFTY-TWO years old, You should understand your responsibilities.
- - - - - - TWO, you are the PRINCIPAL of the School.