How to kill a Lion?
April 26th, 2006 by Archana
A fwd …
Ø Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you: For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you
can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues, tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a Lion.
Ø Now lets kill the lion…
Ø Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will
live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Ø Ramarajan Method:
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding
that heavy weight.
Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s
sleeping!
Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room
with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each
other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd
lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third)
into the forest. You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs,
then also U wont!
Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US and kill it in a good scenic location.
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!
Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Posted in LOL!! |
April 27th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
funny! dont u think ?
April 27th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Really Funny.
Why after 15 yrs? We can read it for several years, until we … sorry all the lions die.
April 28th, 2006 at 7:20 am
This is the new style I guess
nice picture of the lion btw
April 28th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
u r archana ??
tot u was archie
i am gay
and where is the tribute to keshi?
April 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
~~ sridharan uncle
**We can read it for several years, until we … sorry all the lions die.
hehehe
~~ uday
** nice picture of the lion btw
thnx! had tough time to find it.
~~ saby
** tot u was archie
i am gay
yea i’m archana .. all my friends call me archie though
.. weird isn’t it? got used to it 
** and where is the tribute to keshi?
It’s to the top right side called as >>Spotlight.
r u using IE?? if so .. it gives problem sometimes.
**
April 29th, 2006 at 1:57 am
This is a fwd mail i got long back.. :d.. there shud be copy rights even for the mails i guess..:P just kidding..nice one even its old one..
April 29th, 2006 at 4:29 am
Hey… im not able to sed a post…page cannot be found it seems…why so?
April 29th, 2006 at 6:23 am
Hey why cant i post..its saying page cannot found
May 2nd, 2006 at 12:04 am
Halo halo…[:o]…yentammayi tamariki memu gurthulenattunnamu?[:o]…Im the same vineel from orkut..[:D]… check ur scrap book for more details… na poorthi peru raghuvineel…[8)]… so ippudu naku direct posting rights icchestunnavannamata in wow….. did u quit orkutting or wat?[:o].. i never got a reply?
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:48 pm
cool that u remembered me….exams yet to start…from may 12th to 31st.then afterwards phree phree phree..:d…still u have to accept 2 more postings of mine i guess..:P…
May 4th, 2006 at 4:49 am
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