One FAT guy - went to a popular GYM,
introducing a new GYM guaranteed
to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kg
on the first day.
So he went to the GYM and expressed his wish to lose 5 kg.
They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of
ropes and parallel bars and ladders and
told him to wait a minute.
When he was standing there, on the far side of the gym,
a door opened and out stepped a FIGURE,
an extremely BEAUTIFUL GIRL with a sign saying
“If you catch me, I’m yours.”
He started running, and just as he got close,
she started picking up speed. Before he knew it,
he was running all over the gym, up the ladders,
down the ladders, across the parallel bars,
here and there. And just as he wass about to catch
the beauty, she disappeared through a door.
Then came the management who lead him to the showers
and then weighed him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He was back on the street and started to think.
“Jesus, I was so close to catch her.
If I had a little more time…”
So he raced back to the GYM and said,
“I want to lose 20 more kg.”
“No problem,” said the manager.
Again he wass led to the large GYM.
When he was standing there on the far side of the gym
the door opened and out stepped
another BEAUTIFUL FIGURE, with a sign saying
“If I catch you, you’re mine.”
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This time came a GORILLA.