WHY I SHOULD WORRY ?

There are only two things in MY life to worry about
Whether I AM well
or
whether I AM sick.
If I AM well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if I AM sick,
there are only two things to worry about
Whether I AM going to get well
or
whether I AM going to die.
If I get well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if I die,
there are only two things to worry about
Whether I AM going to go to HEAVEN
or
whether I AM going to go to HELL.
If I go to HEAVEN,
then I have nothing to worry about.
But if I go to HELL,
I will be so busy shaking hands with ALL
that I would not have time to WORRY!
So,
I WILL BE HAPPY
FOR EVER
AND
ANYWHERE
I MAY GO.