ROMANCE MATHEMATICS :
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC :
Smart boss + Smart employee = profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = promotion

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
Competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……
An Engineer and a MBA go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
Engineer:
Look up at the sky and! Tell me what you see?
MBA:
I see millions of stars.
Engineer:
What do they tell you?
MBA: (Ponders for a minute)

The Polish weekly Przyjaciolka reports,
“Scientists have calculated that only half a minute of joyful laughter
is worth 45 minutes of static rest.”
“A spontaneous burst of laughter is comparable
to three minutes of Aerobic exercise, whereas
ten warm smiles equal ten minutes of intensive rowing.”
Other benefits of laughing include
threefold increase in the amount of air drawn into the lungs

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Check out this cute malaysian little girl singing like a diva! Now, I donot know malaysian but this girl looks and expresses herself so well !!

You really got to see it to believe how unbelievably talented she is :)….
Courtesy of the link : Jagz !

I am no expert in her language (probably malay) but I was really pleased with her body language - the way she used her hands, eyes and shoulders,

It was a couple of days earlier when my mobile phone was ringing and as early as 7 am .It was my mama from hometown.
He was simply talking around and the hindi song in thebackground made him ask if i knew hindi.

i said: yes i know
and he was like excited and asked me to say something in hindi.
i looked at the clock and with sleep in my eyes i somehow wanted to end this talk.
i said what to talk ?

No matter what happens,
No matter what you do,
I hope that you will stay the same.
I hope you’ll always be you.
God made you special,
No one can take that away.
So when the problems call