Boys and Girls at the ATM machine !
July 2nd, 2006 by Archana
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Loading ...I donot like humor that takes the battle of sexes to lower levels by ultra generalizing something but I found this to be funnier than most other jokes. Hope you will like it. Tell me what you think!
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive onSource: Pooja’s scrapbook on Orkut.
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July 3rd, 2006 at 5:30 am
girls always remember important numbers like atm, and never forget to take such cards out of the machine. not true! hunting in the purse…i guess it’s right…they always have so many things in there.
July 3rd, 2006 at 8:56 am
thanks for stopping by Tanya. I agree that the joke is a little overdrawn/exaggerated, but you have to admit that it is funny though.
July 3rd, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I kinna have to agree for myself until #7. But forgetting the pin that is not true. I am pretty sure most ppl have it memorized after using the card for more than 3 times. But yes, I do check for my card in my purse…hey, I have a million other things in there…God knows where the card is hiding;)
p.s. thx for visiting my blog. Your blog is really cool (after all you have been blogging for almost a year:D)
July 3rd, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Hey Shama.. glad u liked it
and yes, #7 was whacky definitely!
I am linking u up on this website so that I can visit u periodically from now on !
July 4th, 2006 at 7:04 am
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM:
26. Squeezes Purse
27. Squeezes Card
28. Squeezes ATM
29. Squeezes Withdrawn Cash.
30. Squeezes Parents/Husband.
July 5th, 2006 at 12:59 am
Come on Sridharan
It is probably not that bad considering a lot of women support themselves these days :)) !
July 6th, 2006 at 3:45 am
In general,
Couples have Add-on Card for each other.
Husband Deposits while Wife withdraws.
Wife withdraws while Husband Deposits.
No change in their activities.
(Husband withdraws to spend for his Wife)
Thus Girls keep the account Balanced
in keeping always Balance in the account.
Boys, no need to tell, always have NIL Balance.
July 7th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
hehe! never observed how a girl withdraws money from ATM , becuase most of the time If at all I am watching a girl in ATM , I watch her and not how she withdraws money, hehehe! , and yah one thing is sure , they take more time in withdrawing money that guys,will observe next time how they withdraw money.
In Btw. thanx Archana, for motivating me abt my new place , as I seriously needed it.