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July 28th, 2006 by J.Sridharan
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A Contestant on “Kaun Banega Carorpathi Dwitheeya?”
had reached the final plateau.
If she answered the next question correctly,
she would win Rs. 20,000,000.
If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket
only the Rs. 6,32,000 milestone money.
And as she suspected, the million-dollar question was no pushover.

Amitabh Bachan:Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest?
but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?
Is it…
A. the condor
B. the buzzard
C. the cuckoo
D. the vulture

The woman was on the spot.
She did not know the answer.
To make matters worse, she had used up
her 50/50 Lifeline and
her Audience Poll Lifeline.
All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline,
and the woman had hoped against hope that
she would not have to use it, mainly because
the only friend that she knew would be home
happened to be a Sardar.
But the Contestant had no alternative.
She called her friend and gave her
the question and the four choices.

Sardar responded unhesitatingly:
That’s easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo.

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.
She considered employing a reverse strategy and
giving Amitabh Bachan any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.
Considering that her friend was a Sardar,
that would seem to be the logical thing to do.
On the other hand - the Sardar had responded
with such confidence, such certitude,
that the Contestant could not help but be persuaded.

Amitabh Bachan:
I need an answer.
Contestant:
C: The cuckoo.
Amitabh Bachan :
Is that your final answer?
Contestant:
Yes, that is my final answer.
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Two minutes later,
Amitabh Bachan :
I regret to inform you that that answer is . . . . .
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absolutely correct.
You are now a millionaire!
Three days later, the Contestant hosted a party for her family and
friends - including the Sardar who had helped her win the million.
“Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you,” said the Contestant.
“Because you knew the answer to that final question,
I am now a millionaire.
And do you want to know something?
It was the assuredness with which you answered the question
that convinced me to go with your choice.
By the way… how did you happen to know the right answer?”
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Sardar:
Everybody knows that cuckoos don’t build nests.
They live in CLOCKS.

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4 Responses

  1. Archana Says:

    I wish I could pull off a slick joke like that ;)..

    note the big smile on my face :)

  2. sweety Says:

    lol!!!!

    ;-);-);-)

  3. Shama Says:

    Haha! If it was me, I would just be glad that atleast I won. Though I wonder, if someone called me from KBC, if I would have enough time to google the answer for them;)

  4. Aravind Says:

    that was hilarious

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