During a night sleep time:
Wife:
Darling! Some voice and noise are being heard in the Kitchen.
Perhaps some thieves may be there to steal our things.
Please go and check up.
Husband:
(He checked the bolts and locks. All were intact and came back)
Hey! No body is there.
If thieves come they would not make any voice or noise.
With all silence they will steal and go away.
Please sleep quietly.
Wife:
(Being restless for sometime, Wife waking him up)

FOOD FOR THOUGHT – VITAMIN B12

Vitamin B12, or Cobalamin
Contains Cobalt and is vital for healthy nerves and blood cells.
Vitamin B12 also helps in the making of DNA.
Foods rich in Cobalamin include Egg, Milk, Milk Products, Fish,
Chicken, Lamb, Pork and Beef.
Fortified cereals are an important source of Cobalamin.
Adults require around 2.4 micrograms of Cobalamin per day.
Lactating women require slightly higher amounts.
Vitamin B12 is stored in the Liver, which makes that organ

UDAY AND ARCHANA,
Your continued
Absorbtion, Ambition, Concentration, Contemplation, Determination,
Initiation, Liberation, Perfection, Realization, Temptation
alone made this reach 15K,
the First Milestone and
I am SURE it will reach
MILLION . . . BILLION . . . why? TRILLION too EC-ly.
My Sincere and Best Wishes to You Both.
Remember !
You have Capacity! You need only Enthusiasm!
Courageous Perseverance has been the KEY to SUCCESS.!
Behind every Man’s Success, there is a Woman.!

or is it?

well.. in case you missed the fun on the top google vids, here is a tweeter cast for the weekend.. Enjoy!

Note: If you can enjoy it despite your affiliations like I did, even betta !

Delhi Metro, says a Reuters Report, has hired a Monkey to frighten off
other Monkeys from boarding trains and upsetting passengers.
The Langur, which has been trained since it was three months old,
has been patrolling Monkey-prone stations on a leash.
In June, a Monkey boarded a train at the underground
Chawri Bazaar station and reportedly scared passengers
by scowling at them for three stops.
It then alighted at the Civil Lines Station.
The Delhi Metro Rail Corporation says it hopes
the new hire will avert a repeat of that episode.
“He started work a month ago and since then
we have not had a single incident,” said Metro spokesman.

- - - - - - - - - Quite an interesting news - THE HINDU - 11-August-2006

A sensitive conversation between a School going Child and Father -

Child :
Dad! How did I come to Earth?
Father :
To avoid (embarrassment) An Angel dropped you one day.
Child :
How Mom came to Earth?
Father :
Mom was also dropped by an Angel.
Child :
How Grandma came to Earth?
Father :
(With all irritations) - Why? She was also dropped by an Angel.
Child :
Hmmmm… My Goodness, you mean to say for three generations
there is no sex in our family!

Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, my darling.
Your husband Allen

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest Sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking one kiss instead of the rent.
4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other things…
5.. Other expenses 40 kisses .
Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 21 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next few months? Please Advice!!!
Your Sweetheart,
Diana