Beware! Marriage is not a word.
It’s a Sentence….not a Simple Sentence… but a Life Sentence!

Marriage is an institution in which
a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and
the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus –
Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffe _ring.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take.
The husband gives and the wife takes.

After Marriage, it is sure she will make you a Millionaire!
Condition is that you should be a Multi-millionaire!

They say marriages are made in Heaven.
But so is thunder and lightning.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.