A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings,
a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach
and gold Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.

“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband.
I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife
to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”