A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week,
company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and
wishes her a good trip.
Wife:
Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
Husband with a laugh:
An Italian girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport.
Husband:
So, honey, how was the trip?
Wife:
Very good, thank you.
Husband:
And, what happened to my present?”
Wife:
Which present?
Husband:
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!
Wife:
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could,
now we have to wait for nine months
to see if it is a girl !!!