A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
“Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. ”
The judge turned to the husband and said:
“What do you have to Say in your defense?”
The man sat for a while contemplating…
then slowly rose.
“Your Honor…
If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine.
A Pepsi Comes out…
Whose Pepsi is it…
The machine’s or mine ?”