Please Dont Read This Joke and Blame me.

This is crime story.

Five friends lived in a room.
They are SOMEBODY. NOBODY, MAD, BRAIN, FOOL
One day ….SOMEBODY killed …..NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom.
MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter??
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I”m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN?
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom….
Police: You FOOL?
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MAD: No, FOOL is reading the joke…

Dear All,
I dont klnow why all are silent.
I am sure it must be due to Examinations or anyother reason.
Here I was too busy in celebrating my son’s marriage
and hence I could not make a visit to this world.
With GOD’s Grace everything went on well.
I expected one or two, who live in or around Chennai
might have had time to attend it.
But none is there I suppose in or around Chennai.

WE,
J. SRIDHARAN & Mrs LATHA SRIDHARAN,
VELACHERY, CHENNAI,
REQUEST
YOUR ESTEEMED PRESENCE
ON THE OCCASION OF THE MARRIAGE
OF OUR ELDEST SON
S. ARAVIND, B.E.,M.S.,
with
V. HEMAVATHI, M.C.A.,
On FRIDAY the 9th FEBRUARY, 2007
between 9 a.m. and 10.30 a.m.
AT NIDHI KALYANA MANDAPAM,
(near St. THOMAS MOUNT RAILWAY STATION & ALANDUR MATHI THEATRE),
ALANDUR, CHENNAI 600 016

Programme :
8-Feb-2007 - - - 6-30 p.m. - - - Reception ( Light Music By Bhuvan’s Sruthy)
9-Feb-2007 - - - 8-50 a.m. to 10-30 a.m. - - - Muhurtham

Request ALL to treat this as an invitaion in Person.

BEST WISHES
TO ALL
FOR A
HAPPY
&
PROSPEROUS NEWYEAR

Hope many would have enjoyed the Holidays in the BEST MANNER.
Silence by All reveals this.
Let us all resolve
to Live a
Long Life
with a
Life Long Health & Happiness
with the greatest Resolution
1000000………….. by 1000000……………
Pixels of
Love and Affection
with all sincerity.

Meditate whenever you get time
Every idea that strengthens you must be taken up
Remain pure always
Reason out what is true from what is untrue
You do your own duty and leave the rest to Him

Conquer yourself and the whole universe is yours
Hold yourself as a witness and go on working
Renounce the lower so that you may get the higher
Injure no living creature
Save yourself by yourself
Try to love anybody and everybody
Make your life a manifestation of will strengthened by renunciation
Arise Awake and Stop not till the goal is reached
See God in everything and everywhere

————–SWAMI VIVEKANANDA———–

AND THE ANGEL SAID UNTO THEM,
FEAR NOT :
FOR, BEHOLD, I BRING YOU GOOD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY,
WHICH SHALL BE TO ALL PEOPLE.
FOR UNTO YOU
IS BORN THIS DAY
IN THE CITY OF DAVID A SAVIOUR,
WHICH IS CHRIST THE LORD.

———-LUKE 2.10-11———

WE,
J. SRIDHARAN & Mrs LATHA SRIDHARAN,
VELACHERY, CHENNAI,
REQUEST
YOUR ESTEEMED PRESENCE
ON THE OCCASION OF
BETROTHAL FUNCTION
OF OUR ELDEST SON
S. ARAVIND, B.E.,M.S.,
with
V. HEMAVATHI, M.C.A.,
ON THURSDAY the 30th NOVEMBER, 2006
between 11 a.m. and 12 noon
AT SRI SWARNA MAHAL,
(I FLOOR OF SRIDHAR CAFE),
GANDHI ROAD, KANCHEEPURAM.

AND ALSO
ON THE OCCASION OF
WEDDING ON FRIDAY the 9th FEBRUARY, 2007
between 9 a.m. and 10.30 a.m.
AT NIDHI KALYANA MANDAPAM,
(near St. THOMAS MOUNT RAILWAY STATION),
ALANDUR,
CHENNAI.

Your PRESENCE is our IMMENSE PLEASURE

With Best Compliments from:
Mrs S. Anuradha, B.E., M.S., & Mr P. MOHANASUNDARAN, B.E., M.B.A.
MR. S. ANAND, M.E.
Baby M. SANJANA

Please treat this as an individual invitation in Person