A fwd..

Uppi (kannada actor famous for his dialogues) Dialogues in English

• U can study and get any certificates.. but u cannot get ur death certificate
• U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH



• U can bcom an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. u cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College
• U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
• A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
• U can find tea in tea cup.. but cannot find world in world cup
• U can find keys in Key board but u cannot find mother in mother board..

a fwd..

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak…

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Well, This is my first blog i ever write. Instead of posting some fwded jokes, i thought of posting the things that really happened in my life.

Once i felt that im not feeling hungry though i didnt eat lunch also. That was happening from 3-4 days. I was not feeling like eating lunch.

So i went to my college dispensary and told doctor abt that.

Doctor asked me “What did u take in the mornig for break fast.”

I said ” 9 puris at 9:00 and 2 samosa later”.

he looked at me sarcastically n told me to get out of his room… :(..