Talk of context sensitive ads and you encounter this
This ad on an official Ubuntu Linux Software Repository .

Now that’s a scam! A friend sent me this link today morning..

Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles, The Sun newspaper reported today.

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable accessories, available at $1,600 each.

That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice that much in Japan.

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.[…]

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last
month.
Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named
Shankar.Both of them are true lovers.
They always hang on the phone. You can never
see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from
Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save
on the cost.
She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya’s family knows
about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya’s family.
(just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her
friends

….. I love my job…..

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I love my job …..

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Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe ),
He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, ” Is this your computer ?” Disappointed by the Goddess’ lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, ” No.”
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said “No, not at all!!”
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said ” Yes.”
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give Him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer
Asked her, “Don’t you know that you’re supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?”
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, “I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !”. So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral :If you’re not up-to-date with technology trends , it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week,
company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and
wishes her a good trip.
Wife:
Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
Husband with a laugh:
An Italian girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport.
Husband:
So, honey, how was the trip?
Wife:
Very good, thank you.
Husband:
And, what happened to my present?”
Wife:
Which present?
Husband:
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!
Wife:
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could,
now we have to wait for nine months
to see if it is a girl !!!

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
“Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. ”
The judge turned to the husband and said:
“What do you have to Say in your defense?”
The man sat for a while contemplating…
then slowly rose.
“Your Honor…
If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine.
A Pepsi Comes out…
Whose Pepsi is it…
The machine’s or mine ?”