An Old man aged over 90 years, sitting in a table, mixed whisky in two glasses,
clicked cheers and sipped the drink alternately.
New Member :
May I know why you are filling two glasses with whisky and
drinking alternately? Instead you can use single glass.
Old man :
Oh that is a great story.
I am 98 years old and my friend is 99 years.
We were drinking together for over 70 years.
Now he is settled in US with his son.
I cant forget him. This is my glass and that one is his.
New Member was thrilled.
He came after 3 months and noticed the same oldman was
drinking whisky, but in one glass only.
New Member :
What happened? Is your friend in US no more? When did he die?
Old man :
Shut up your nonsense. Even today in the morning
I spoke to him over phone. He is still alive.
New Member :
Then why are you drinking in one glass?
Old man :
I stopped drinking. This is my friend’s glass of whisky.

A Contestant on “Kaun Banega Carorpathi Dwitheeya?”
had reached the final plateau.
If she answered the next question correctly,
she would win Rs. 20,000,000.
If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket
only the Rs. 6,32,000 milestone money.
And as she suspected, the million-dollar question was no pushover.

Amitabh Bachan:Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest?
but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?
Is it…
A. the condor
B. the buzzard
C. the cuckoo
D. the vulture

The woman was on the spot.
She did not know the answer.
To make matters worse, she had used up
her 50/50 Lifeline and
her Audience Poll Lifeline.
All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline,
and the woman had hoped against hope that
she would not have to use it, mainly because
the only friend that she knew would be home
happened to be a Sardar.

Who a WIFE is? (Heard through somebody):

He said -
WIFE is one
Wonderful Instrument For Ever - For 60Plus 30 Days only.
Worries Invited For Ever - After 90 Days

But She said -
WIFE is one
With Idiot For Ever
Without Independence For Ever

Do you know which is True? I dont know!

I donot like humor that takes the battle of sexes to lower levels by ultra generalizing something but I found this to be funnier than most other jokes. Hope you will like it. Tell me what you think!

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

Its soccer season and the world cup matches are just getting hotter, sweatier and tougher by the round!! While “Mr. crazy frog” is all busy trying to help its soccer dreams come true on one end, check out this dog in nowhereland who is ready to match wits with Ronaldinho and outsmart him with its own soccer bravado!

Check out this video below to see what I am talking about

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This mail was voted the best mail of the year:

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his Wife Stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through all days.
So he prayed.
“My beloved LORD,
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through,
so please allow her body to switch with
mine for a day. Amen.”

LORD, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

Yup you read it right.. Its Dancing Skeleton
The moment I saw the title, many thoughts were running in my mind.. eh? what kind of a dance it would be?
First, i thought.. may be a man dressed in the skeleton dress and dancing.
But nah, it ain’t that…

It’s funny and before I disclose what the video is ..
.. watch it for yourself and lemme know how it is